if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
^this shit is relevant!
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world