if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

2 hours ago // 269,697 notes
Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating. Anneli Rufus (via seabois)

7 hours ago // 525 notes
  • Person: why do you wear black?
  • Me: to mourn the death of my enthusiasm

8 hours ago // 4,637 notes



"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

^this shit is relevant!

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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:


8 hours ago // 547,035 notes


If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

(Source: arcadine)

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